Chad (cannibal) wrote,
Chad
cannibal

My son the chicken

Looking at the Detroit Science Center website to decide if the dinosaur exhibit will be any good, read "Ask your young child what they want to be when they grow up. Although this may seem a silly question to ask a 3 year old, reinforcing the expression of individual interests helps your child develop a healthy sense of self."

So, what do you want to be when you grow up?

- A chicken.

Questions you can ask:
Do you know anyone right now who does this job?

- (silence)

What are some things you think a person who does this job has to do?

- Lay eggs!

What would you wear if you were going to do this job?

- (more silence)

Okay, this is just too good, I have to share this with the world... (type type type)

- What are you doing, daddy?

I'm telling everyone you want to be a chicken.

- Oh no no no I want to be a rooster!
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